Mututho Anti-Sodom & Gomorrah Declaration

Upon hearing the cries of the people of Naivasha, God raised a Prophet. The Prophet’s name is one John Michael Njenga Mututho. Prophet John first made headlines when he decided that partaking in alcoholic drinks was the worst form of pastime in any part of the world. But since he could not travel to all parts of the world on any of the Naivasha donkeys, he decided to limit his prophetic mission to the Parliamentary constituency of Naivasha. 
  

“And the LORD said, because the cry of Sodom and Gomorrah is great, and because their sin is very grievous; I will go down now, and see whether they have done altogether according to the cry of it, which is come unto me; and if not, I will know. And the men turned their faces from thence, and went toward Sodom: but Abraham stood yet before the LORD.” [Gen 18:20-22]
 

Here worked so hard against alcoholic beverages that Keroche breweries  – located in Naivasha complained of unfair targeting. Yet the people of Naivasha were so thrilled with their local prophet that they decided to share him with the rest of the County. In his anti-alcohol campaigns, Prophet John made many friends in Kenya so much so that they named a whole law after his name - the Mututho law. 

Prophet John holds a post graduate diploma in resource management has recently discovered that Rugby 7’s in Masaku is such a poor use of resources. He has declared he will ban it, because it has now become Sodom and Gomorrah

“And there came two angels to Sodom at even; and Lot sat in the gate of Sodom: and Lot seeing them rose up to meet them; and he bowed himself with his face toward the ground; And he said, Behold now, my lords, turn in, I pray you, into your servant's house, and tarry all night, and wash your feet, and ye shall rise up early, and go on your ways. But before they lay down, the men of the city, even the men of Sodom, compassed the house round, both old and young, all the people from every quarter: And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them. [Gen 19:1-29]

Now let’s understand – Masaku 7s is about a Rugby tournament – only problem is, the tournament is in Machakos – yes, the very place where they can put tarmac on 33 Kms of road in three months.

In fairness to Prophet John, Ghafla has some pictures that put Machakos in bad light. Then again, you never know – if you happen to be passing through Masku, be afraid; be very afraid, for the men of Machakos… “both old and young, all the people from every quarter: [might come to your hotel and say]…, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them”

 This cartoon from The Star Daily captures it all - Mututho may be many things to many people, but he is no moral compass.